October 2009
September 2009
Dear OKC guy, no, I don’t want to see your dick piercing.
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anyone need a roommate?
I hate all the things that I do when I’m nervous, like cleaning the oven and checking my tires.
in the process of untagging so many photos of myself on FB.
40 minutessss then the gym for the first time in foreeeever.
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Today was our "Top 10" assembly for Homecoming....
WIN.
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So far in the last week...
Astrology.com has sent me the following spam email subjects:
Today: Is he avoiding you?
Saturday: Is there somebody else?
Thursday: Does he still love you?
Tuesday: Is a new relationship in the cards?
Monday: Can’t get over him?
Ummmm. Dear God this is creepy. Astrology.com is in my head! It’s hearing my thoughts! Oh the humanity.
Anyway, spam email is the spawn of satan and...
“If you only see the forest for the trees, how are you ever gonna notice me?”
I wish my life were average.
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“Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would I’d...”
– Winnie the Pooh
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“Tell me I’m clever,
Tell me I’m kind,
Tell me I’m talented,...”
– Shel Silverstein
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I don't usually remember my dreams.
But I actually do remember the one I had last night. Zach and I were on a beach somewhere hitting golf balls into the ocean with the cast of Dexter. I’d feel him standing right next to me, but when I’d turn around he’d be wandering off down the beach holding hands with another girl.
The moral of this story? No Dexter before bed.
Today, I was playing Pokemon with my 2 year old...
likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:
how2enjoyaboringlife:
(via dorkvader)
Now thats just awesome
This just made my day.
I hate feeling helpless.
You win.
someone stop me from buying a mac mini today.
Harassing Davis (@wjdm) is the most satisfying thing I’ve done all day.
Missing #yeahyeahyeahs :(
you are my sunshine.
(via kari-shma)
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We're concentrating on falling apart.
We were contenders, we’re throwing the fight But I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, I just wanna believe, in us.
“OK I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don’t” by Brand New
dearmaria:
himynameiselli:
Okay I Believe You,...
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Yeah.
I hope she’s perfect, makes you happy and gives you everything you’ll ever need. Because someone’s going to have to put up with your bullshit and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
What a night.
Dad’s in Manila with a typhoon. Please keep your fingers crossed for him. <3
Standing outside rattlesnake wearing false mustache: man says, “can I take your picture? My wife wears mustaches all the time.”
KING OF MOOSENUCKLE.
Wearing THE most ridic sweater. http://twitpic.com/j9pv0
I am starting to forget.
And I hope that in time I will be free.
MMS capable now… *Really* don’t care.
MGMT’s “Kids” has come on #Pandora like 4 times today, but that doesn’t stop me from cranking it up and jumping around like a mad woman. :)
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Sreeepy.
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